Team Bsugist.com officially welcome all fresh students on campus, remember today only comes once in a life time so make sure to make it memorable!!!
We gathered a list of individuals you should look out for today...
1.) The unsteady heads:
yeah, they're the first on my list, these set of people are so obnoxious, they won't just stop turning their heads, for a moment you'll find the right viewing position and before you know it the guy or the girl has turned his/her head obstructing your view in the process, you see them in many occasions and ceremonies, and the back seaters usually suffer most.
2.) The over made-up ladies:
you can't actually exempt these set of people from this kind of list, there's actually nothing much to say on these set of people, why the hell will a girl pancake her pretty face until it gets ugly and repulsive and unfortunately for some of the girls they sit at the back where there is no fan SWKMD (sweat won kill dem die)
3.) The Extroverted Clowns:
These guys will annoy you the most, why can't extroverts be quiet for once, they talk incessantly and they make funny outspoken noises like '3 gbosa's for our faculty' 'hip hip hip hurray', Abeg extroverts make ona try hia, we all came for the matriculation and not just you.
4.) The Cool,Calm or Shy Guys:
So many fall into this category, they sit down through out the matriculation cool and calm, not making unnecessary noise and talk only when very pertinent, These are the kind of guys that are not carried away by the matriculation,
Immediately the ceremony is over after taking a few pics, they go to their hostels, rest a little then off we go for night classes.
5.) The Picture Takers:
These set of people will start taking pictures from the time they leave home for the ceremony to the time they sleep, as they are walking they are taking selfies,as they sit they take selfies, make i no talk too much, if you don do matric you go understand...
6.) The ' where are you? ' chaps:
These one includes every body but our parents suffer it the most and it happens after the matriculation.
For example:
Mum : Jeff where are you ?
Jeff : I'm outside the hall, where are you?
Mum : *cuts call*
Jeff : *calls back after 10secs*
Mum : *picks call* Jeff where are you nau,
Jeff : I'm outside the hall just beside the gate
Mum : Jeff I'm not seeing you o
Jeff : ah ah just walk outside the gate small na you will see me
then she got pissed off,
-Jeff its like I would slap you o (Lolz, through the phone ???)
and that's how we continued until I finally spotted her then her anger melted like a candle, then we took some pics and she finally left for Gboko.
7. The Family Lovers:
This set will invite their whole Family, as if its a wedding Ceremony, starting from the great grand parents down to their siblings. They will take 15mins in introducing them whole family to you and pray the family likes you if not the comments you will get will tear you matric gown from behind.
8. The Pretenders:
This set have been living a false life ever since they arrived campus, they are called "LIONs" ,because of their ability to Lie they have gotten the perfect fame in school. Today when their parents approach them they will deny them and even tell their friends that their dad is their driver and their mom is the maid in the house.
'AfricanMagic'
9. The Ballers:
This set come in convoy in their flashy cars slamming loud music to get all the attention. They don't mind about the matriculation, the aftermath is what they are after. They have been anticipating for over 1 week the matriculation after party, when you see them all they talk about is if you'll be Turing up later in the Night, its either @D4,Balcony,Symbols,places× etc...
10. The Commentators:
They will be at the venue for the convocation as early as possible, after getting a perfect position where they can get the 360 view on everybody they start their operation.
"Look at her hair" "look at his shoes" "why did he not iron his gown" "why is she just smiling anyhow" "what kind of perfume is that" "OMG she borrowed my neighbor's bag" "He looks shapeless in that suit"...
That's how the comments continue till they fall asleep.
If you think a category is missing, feel free to drop yours in the comment box...
Happy Matriculation!!!
" Don't follow the crowd,
Try to lead the crowd"
Remember to drop you Matriculation Pictures via our WhatsApp Number +234 812 787 4763 so we could add it up to our Matriculation Album
We gathered a list of individuals you should look out for today...
1.) The unsteady heads:
yeah, they're the first on my list, these set of people are so obnoxious, they won't just stop turning their heads, for a moment you'll find the right viewing position and before you know it the guy or the girl has turned his/her head obstructing your view in the process, you see them in many occasions and ceremonies, and the back seaters usually suffer most.
2.) The over made-up ladies:
you can't actually exempt these set of people from this kind of list, there's actually nothing much to say on these set of people, why the hell will a girl pancake her pretty face until it gets ugly and repulsive and unfortunately for some of the girls they sit at the back where there is no fan SWKMD (sweat won kill dem die)
3.) The Extroverted Clowns:
These guys will annoy you the most, why can't extroverts be quiet for once, they talk incessantly and they make funny outspoken noises like '3 gbosa's for our faculty' 'hip hip hip hurray', Abeg extroverts make ona try hia, we all came for the matriculation and not just you.
4.) The Cool,Calm or Shy Guys:
So many fall into this category, they sit down through out the matriculation cool and calm, not making unnecessary noise and talk only when very pertinent, These are the kind of guys that are not carried away by the matriculation,
Immediately the ceremony is over after taking a few pics, they go to their hostels, rest a little then off we go for night classes.
5.) The Picture Takers:
These set of people will start taking pictures from the time they leave home for the ceremony to the time they sleep, as they are walking they are taking selfies,as they sit they take selfies, make i no talk too much, if you don do matric you go understand...
6.) The ' where are you? ' chaps:
These one includes every body but our parents suffer it the most and it happens after the matriculation.
For example:
Mum : Jeff where are you ?
Jeff : I'm outside the hall, where are you?
Mum : *cuts call*
Jeff : *calls back after 10secs*
Mum : *picks call* Jeff where are you nau,
Jeff : I'm outside the hall just beside the gate
Mum : Jeff I'm not seeing you o
Jeff : ah ah just walk outside the gate small na you will see me
then she got pissed off,
-Jeff its like I would slap you o (Lolz, through the phone ???)
and that's how we continued until I finally spotted her then her anger melted like a candle, then we took some pics and she finally left for Gboko.
7. The Family Lovers:
This set will invite their whole Family, as if its a wedding Ceremony, starting from the great grand parents down to their siblings. They will take 15mins in introducing them whole family to you and pray the family likes you if not the comments you will get will tear you matric gown from behind.
8. The Pretenders:
This set have been living a false life ever since they arrived campus, they are called "LIONs" ,because of their ability to Lie they have gotten the perfect fame in school. Today when their parents approach them they will deny them and even tell their friends that their dad is their driver and their mom is the maid in the house.
'AfricanMagic'
9. The Ballers:
This set come in convoy in their flashy cars slamming loud music to get all the attention. They don't mind about the matriculation, the aftermath is what they are after. They have been anticipating for over 1 week the matriculation after party, when you see them all they talk about is if you'll be Turing up later in the Night, its either @D4,Balcony,Symbols,places× etc...
10. The Commentators:
They will be at the venue for the convocation as early as possible, after getting a perfect position where they can get the 360 view on everybody they start their operation.
"Look at her hair" "look at his shoes" "why did he not iron his gown" "why is she just smiling anyhow" "what kind of perfume is that" "OMG she borrowed my neighbor's bag" "He looks shapeless in that suit"...
That's how the comments continue till they fall asleep.
If you think a category is missing, feel free to drop yours in the comment box...
Happy Matriculation!!!
" Don't follow the crowd,
Try to lead the crowd"
Remember to drop you Matriculation Pictures via our WhatsApp Number +234 812 787 4763 so we could add it up to our Matriculation Album
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