10 Types Of Student You Should Expect to meet in any BSUM Exam

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for our fresh students, here is a list of the kind of students you should look out for in your examination hall.




1. The Comedian : These people crack jokes in the examination hall. They don’t fear the invigilators, even external invigilators. They will be laughing as if their lives depend on it. Some of them are brilliant, while some are 'you know na'……






2. Noisemakers: Most of these people are boys, they talk more than a parrot. They raise silly argument or utterances in the exam hall. I wonder if they do read, they can talk next year for today.




3. Geniuses: With frowned face, they always keep silent. They are working encyclopedia and waiting  patiently for the question paper. They will read book from ‘pali to pali’. These people can score 70% in the examination. How to know them is to look to their eyes, you will see that it will be red.




4. Giraffe : These people have long necks. They can copy another person’s work without the person’s knowledge. When they are coming to the hall they will be short, but, when the exam start, upon that they are sitting they will be tall. These people have many names: flamingoes, copy copy, La copie La paste, owl, Zebra.




5. Impersonators : These are machineries. They can use 25minutes for 2hours paper. They are very good, brilliant, smart, and fast. Most of them are graduates, who have known the dos and don’ts of examination. No matter how you are brilliant you cannot beat them, because they are you OGAS.




6. Cheaters: These people always bring materials to the examination hall. It very hard for them to read, and they find it unpleasing to open their textbooks. They have to sit at the back in order to avoid apprehension. If you see them you will know them…




7. Saints: These people cannot give a simple answer to their mummy. They don’t talk in the examination hall, they are very quiet. If you call them to give you one answer they will not answer you. Some do it because they think that it is a sin and some so it because of fear.




8. Collaborators : Meeeehn, these people are “baddest”. They work in unity. Their slogan is “two heads are better than one”, if they do corporation and it pays them, they cannot be cut short to have credit, if they allow to combobulate.




9. Latecomers : if the exam starts by 9:00am, they will be coming by 9:30. You will see them in the pool of sweat. They start searching for the venue of the paper on the exam day.




10. I too know : “Omo see genius”. These people always submit exam early. They do these to implicate others to submit to submit fast. You will think that they are brilliant than you, but, when the result is out you will see that your score is better than theirs....


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