5 Lies BSU Students tell Themselves

If you are new in BSU, you need to get on with this lie and not be too bothered about it!

Here are 5 lies fellow students tell themselves that you need to know...

 

 

 

I am almost there

If you have an agreement to meet any student at a place and you call him at the agreed time, it is very likely he will tell you on phone that he is almost there. If the case has to do with money, you can bet that he will assure you that he will be with you in a few seconds. A proper student uses that opportunity to down a bottle of cold drink while a JJC frets around. When he finally arrives, he is likely to tell you he was held up just around the corner- whatever that means.



I don’t have money

One statement you are likely to hear students utter all the time is that they don’t have money. Yet, they still go about doing things that involve spending money.  Ask a student for money and the first thing he is likely to tell you is that he doesn’t have money. He might later give the money to you but the initial statement should not be taken too seriously. Every student has no money even if he continues to spend it!



I only buy original stuff

Of course, nobody in BSU opens his eyes and buys fake products. The question however is that how do people who produce fake things thrive? Everybody goes around parading himself an expert when it comes to getting things in BSU but sometimes, you can’t tell until it’s late. Every BSU student will tell you he has the best and the most expensive and nobody dispute it because it’s a game that goes round.





I am not at home

If someone is ready to see or meet you in BSU, what you are likely to be told is that he is not at home and very likely just left a few minutes ago. Typical Students do not bother to make inquiry but would go ahead and make the visit. If you meet the person at home, he is sure to tell you he just returned home a few minutes ago. Who is fooling who?...ask me ooo

 

I was just about to call you

Call a student who should have called you and he will make it look like you just beat him to the call. He might even tell you he just dialed your number before 
your own call came through. Nobody takes this serious or react negatively to it but move on 
to the important reason for the call...

Have a Nice Day...